Hmmmmm

[eman]

An old lady was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would
not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward but did you know
that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my
hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not
wearing any panties and your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
there is 85 years- old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!"

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!