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Old 11-15-2011, 10:41 AM
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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades.
She says to him, Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?

He says, Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the
counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway......

He says, That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.

She says, It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it! As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

Oh, that sounds like a Master Card, he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?

The man rings up the sale and says, That'll be $34.50 please.

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?

He replies, Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.

She paid it and left without saying a word


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Old 11-15-2011, 10:42 AM
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holy toledo bend that was funny! still laughing
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:43 AM
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Lol!!!!!!!!!! Good one
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holy toledo bend that was funny! Still laughing
lol!!!!!!!!!! You eating a cheeseburger from chessons right now, cause you said that saturday on the way back.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:52 AM
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blame it on delirious. this joke is awesome. i can just see it in my head. good think it didnt sound like a wood duck hahahaahah
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:54 AM
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blame it on delirious. This joke is awesome. I can just see it in my head. Good think it didnt sound like a wood duck hahahaahah


lol!!!!!!!! Yeah you right
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Nice one! Just sent it to my wife. She's gonna love it!
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Thats some funny stuff there
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:05 PM
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if i could laugh I would. that was dang funny.
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if i could laugh I would. that was dang funny.
i am sure there is a story behind that soo tell us
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i am sure there is a story behind that soo tell us
lost my voice
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lost my voice

okay i'll bite how did you lose your voice?
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Thank God for keyboards then...
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My brother had it a few days ago and I'm sure I got it from him. So for those of you who aren't doctors, here are some causes and symptoms.


Causes
  • allergies
  • bacterial or fungal infection
  • excessive coughing, smoking, or alcohol consumption
  • inflammation due to vocal loading of the vocal chords
  • use of inhaled corticosteroids for asthma treatment
  • viral infection
Symptoms
  • Hoarseness or no voice at all
  • Dry, sore burning, throat
  • Coughing, which can be a symptom of, or a factor in causing laryngitis
  • Difficulty swallowing
  • Sensation of swelling in the area of the larynx
  • Cold or flu like symptoms (which, like a cough, may also be the causal factor for laryngitis)
  • Swollen lymph node in the throat, chest, or face
  • Fever
  • Coughing out blood
  • Difficulty breathing (mostly in children)
  • Difficulty eating
  • Increased production of saliva in mouth
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my brother had it a few days ago and i'm sure i got it from him. So for those of you who aren't doctors, here are some causes and symptoms.


Causessymptoms
  • hoarseness or no voice at all
  • dry, sore burning, throat
  • coughing, which can be a symptom of, or a factor in causing laryngitis
  • difficulty swallowing
  • sensation of swelling in the area of the larynx - wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
  • cold or flu-like symptoms (which, like a cough, may also be the causal factor for laryngitis)
  • swollen lymph node - wikipedia, the free encyclopedia in the throat, chest, or face
  • fever
  • coughing out blood
  • difficulty breathing (mostly in children)
  • difficulty eating
  • increased production of saliva in mouth

dude are you serious? All i can say is you bring it upon yourself!
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:37 PM
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my brother had it a few days ago and i'm sure i got it from him. So for those of you who aren't doctors, here are some causes and symptoms.


Causes
  • allergies
  • bacterial or fungal infection
  • excessive coughing, smoking, or alcohol consumption
  • inflammation due to vocal loading of the vocal chords
  • use of inhaled corticosteroids for asthma treatment
  • viral infection
symptoms
  • hoarseness or no voice at all
  • dry, sore burning, throat
  • coughing, which can be a symptom of, or a factor in causing laryngitis
  • difficulty swallowing
  • sensation of swelling in the area of the larynx
  • cold or flu like symptoms (which, like a cough, may also be the causal factor for laryngitis)
  • swollen lymph node in the throat, chest, or face
  • fever
  • coughing out blood
  • difficulty breathing (mostly in children)
  • difficulty eating
  • increased production of saliva in mouth

eddie i hope you see this
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eddie i hope you see this
10-4.... I honestly dont know what to say.
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10-4.... I honestly dont know what to say.

i can't believe it
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man Merc I think Iron Man saved you on this one
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