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Old 01-11-2013, 02:15 PM
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A small church in the South had a very attractive big-busted organist. Her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size. But warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for awhile. The voluptuous organist, reluctantly agreed to try it.

[SIZE=2]The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said….[/SIZE]



[SIZE=2]Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday.[/SIZE]
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Old 01-11-2013, 02:16 PM
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Niiiiice!
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Old 01-11-2013, 03:16 PM
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Haha!! That's awesome!
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Old 01-11-2013, 04:23 PM
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LOL Good one!
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:37 PM
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Lmao!!!
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:50 PM
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yeah, that pastor can stay off the pulpit! I hate jokes like this, but unfortunately this stuff does go on! maybe not the green persimmons part!
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:19 PM
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LOL
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:31 PM
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bahahahahaha!!!
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:12 PM
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Lol!
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