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01-24-2013, 10:12 AM
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Country run by idiots
When smoking Pot is legal and widely accepted But smokingTobacco is treated like a criminaloffense. ================================================== = You know you live in a Country run by idiots if....You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not forBeing in the country illegally. ================================================== = You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillionsOf dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling hisTeacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity classIn grade school is perfectly acceptable. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts Cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, whileSitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriatelyDiscipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addictsAre left to rot in filth infested cesspools. ================================================== == You know you live in Country run by idiots if... Working class Americans pay for their own health care (and theHealth care of everyone else) while unmarried women are free toHave child after child on the "State's" dime while never being heldResponsible for their own choices. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if...Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes andGovernment intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewardedWith EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid and subsidized housing,And free cell phones. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The government's plan for getting people back to work is toProvide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work). ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to theConstitution is really protecting the rights of the people. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The rights of the Government come before the rights of theIndividual. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for theirChildren. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe". ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if.... You have to have your parents signature to go on a school fieldTrip but not to get an abortion. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but aMuslim woman in a burka is onlysubject to having her neck andHead searched. ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Using the "N" word is considered "hate speech" but writing andSinging songs about raping women and killing cops is considered"art". ================================================== == You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines. ================================================== == "IN GOD WE TRUST" [/SIZE] 
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01-24-2013, 11:27 AM
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spot on
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