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Old 07-30-2014, 09:34 AM
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Fill in the blank, lets see who has the cheapest ideas out there!!
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Old 07-30-2014, 09:39 AM
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I'm so cheap I let my hair fall out to save on haircuts
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Old 07-30-2014, 09:44 AM
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I put old gas from my boat tank into my truck.
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Old 07-30-2014, 09:47 AM
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I put old gas from my boat tank into my truck.
use it or lose it!.... im taking notes
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:03 AM
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once my thermacell pad turns white I flip it until the other side turns white too.
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:07 AM
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I once bought Fruit O's at Kroger and put them in the empty Fruit Loops box. My 7 year old busted me when she said these Fruit Loops taste funny.
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:08 AM
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once my thermacell pad turns white I flip it until the other side turns white too.
if that actually works, i will be adopting this ingenious idea of yours!!
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Old 07-30-2014, 10:11 AM
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Damn yall can afford thermacells?
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Old 07-30-2014, 11:16 AM
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I am so cheap that I retired way way before 65.
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Old 07-30-2014, 11:28 AM
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I can scratch the ground with my toes through the sole of my boots. And my current favorite pair of shoes are the $12 grey Velcro shoes from Wal-Mart!
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Old 07-30-2014, 11:30 AM
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Im so cheap that before I threw away my broke castnet I cut all the weights off to use them for fishing sinkers. Even kept the rope too. Its 25' of good rope why throw it away?
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Old 07-30-2014, 11:32 AM
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I'm so cheap I reuse the ziploc bags that I froze my bull reds in that I got from the Rodeo that they loaded up in the trunk of Delta 88
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:04 PM
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haha nice ones
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:16 PM
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I'm so cheap, my boat trailer bunks have been held on my ratchet straps for over a year.

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Old 07-30-2014, 12:19 PM
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I'm so cheap, my boat trailer bunks have been help on my ratchet straps for over a year.
#bungies4life
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:22 PM
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I'm so cheap I let my hair fall out to save on haircuts
What's a haircut?
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:23 PM
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What's a haircut?
haha yea i see you have no hair cut!
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:23 PM
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I put old gas from my boat tank into my truck.
Always burned old gas in the truck.
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mullet in the making huh mathgeek? need to trim the front and leave the back like a true hero
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Old 07-30-2014, 12:46 PM
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I'm so cheap, my boat trailer bunks have been held on my ratchet straps for over a year.
Zip ties here!
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