Itching powder

[wtretrievers]

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief
doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange
for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the
scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned
to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four
hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that
only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their
chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours,
Nick worked passionately on the Queen's breasts. The Queen's itching
was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a
hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick
couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never
report this matter to the King, with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick
.
The moral of the story............



Pay your bills.

[longsidelandry]

lmao

[speck-chaser]

payback is a .......

[Jordan]

rolling !!!!!! thats a good one...

[bay_slayer]

That is halarious

[huntin fool]

LMAO!!!!!