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Old 01-30-2012, 07:49 PM
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COMPLETE and FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to
understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
However, there is a difference.

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you
are ---COMPLETELY FINISHED.
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Old 01-30-2012, 08:23 PM
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Where is the "LIKE" button??
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Old 01-30-2012, 08:24 PM
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Good one! LOL

I must be complete and didn't even know it. :o

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Old 01-30-2012, 10:37 PM
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LMAO
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Old 01-30-2012, 11:43 PM
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That is good


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Old 01-31-2012, 10:24 AM
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NICE!!!!
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Old 01-31-2012, 10:55 AM
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perfect
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