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Old 01-06-2011, 12:58 PM
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He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ... "Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:06 PM
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well...... i don't know what to say about that!
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:16 PM
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wow...hahaha
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:19 PM
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Ummmm ............... Thats just ain't right lol
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:21 PM
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Wow
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:41 PM
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Lol!!!!!!!!!! Tha's not right
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Old 01-06-2011, 01:43 PM
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pfhahahaha
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that was a bigger let down than my wife experiences when we sleep together
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Old 01-06-2011, 03:37 PM
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Might be time for a career change...TSA!!! or should I say T&A
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Old 01-06-2011, 06:53 PM
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that was a bigger let down than my wife experiences when we sleep together
TMI!!!
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Old 01-06-2011, 07:30 PM
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damn it!!!!
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