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Old 08-10-2010, 09:00 AM
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Dear Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster...



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My boat wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:03 AM
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Hell yeah, you nailed it on the head with that one.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:15 AM
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pretty good one
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:40 AM
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Hahahahahahaha. Truth
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:23 PM
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Yep. That looks bout right.
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:20 PM
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Haha yea ain't that the truth
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:32 PM
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yeeeeeeeeeessir
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:37 PM
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dang, poor wife!
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dang! that was me this past sunday without the gettin laid part !@#$%@#$^%&^#$
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Soooooo true!!!
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just spit cheap merlot on my computer......so darn true......

All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care
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just spit cheap merlot on my computer......so darn true......

All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care
Merlot? Seriously? What were you thinking?
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All you needed to add was that she was "unfriended" by someone on face book and "he" didn't even care

Boy i wish i had a dollar for every time i heard that!!!!!
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