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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Seizures?????
They got a call about a possible seizure victim, they arrive at the house (not so good part of town "hint") & knock on the door, Man arrives at the door. Paramedics can we help you sir, can you tell what's going on? Yuh, you see me & my ol lady was in the back having relations & she started twicthing, jerking & shaking real bad. P/M.....Well sounds like a seizure, where is she? She's in the bedroom, Seizure? I be's thinking maybe her "cummer" had gotten stuck. P/M said he dropped his medical bag in the floor & walked out the door & sat on the front porch for about 10 minutes till he could quit crying!!!!!!! Last edited by wtretrievers; 08-20-2010 at 05:30 PM. |
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*****ooooooooo i got some funny ones from my dad !!!!!
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*****
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***** x 1000
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Wow ***** that's just insane!!
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Dude!!!!!! If you ever get their cummer stuck you know you doing some good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahaha.
That's awesome |
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Ummmmmm no comment!
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LOL, Ive seen alot in the ER and the FD. but a stuck cummer is a new one to me
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Happens to my wife all the time......that's why I'm jealous of her boyfriend!!!!!
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Dammit
Dammit Dink, just spit ice cream on the puter.
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Dink. I'm sorry your jealous
I'm just good at what I do |
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Quote:
I'd be pissed, but he works at Popeye's and gives me free chicken!! |
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LOL
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I could write a book!
6790 Choctaw - Broken Penis - Literally Marksville, LA - impailed vibrator Greyhound bus station - downtown BR - impailed vibrator (male) I-10 @ Henderson exit, erectile pain - w/ woman present! and the hits just keep coming!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I have that affect on the ladies too!!!
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