Everything isn't bigger in texas!

[eman]

Texas Midget
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem..

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants.

The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors...

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."

[longsidelandry]

haha, not what I was waiting for!

[Dink]

While waiting in bathroom line at the saints vs cowboys game a black saints fan looked down at a white cowboys fan while at the trough and told him the same thing......"not everything's bigger in Texas I see". That cowboys fan zipped up in mid-piss and hightailed it outta there!!!! Funniest thing I've seen in years!

[longsidelandry]

Originally Posted by Dink

While waiting in bathroom line at the saints vs cowboys game a black saints fan looked down at a white cowboys fan while at the trough and told him the same thing......"not everything's bigger in Texas I see". That cowboys fan zipped up in mid-piss and hightailed it outta there!!!! Funniest thing I've seen in years!

lmao that's pretty priceless to actually see that happen

[Jordan]

lmao on both stories !!!!

[ShadMan]

Originally Posted by Dink

While waiting in bathroom line at the saints vs cowboys game a black saints fan looked down at a white cowboys fan while at the trough and told him the same thing......"not everything's bigger in Texas I see". That cowboys fan zipped up in mid-piss and hightailed it outta there!!!! Funniest thing I've seen in years!

Yep, LA is notorious for its high percentage of queers...probably a French thing. We Texas boys have heard lots of stories, so we just high-tail it when the ******-checkers start doing their thing in the bathroom.

[huntin fool]

Originally Posted by ShadMan

Yep, LA is notorious for its high percentage of queers...probably a French thing. We Texas boys have heard lots of stories, so we just high-tail it when the ******-checkers start doing their thing in the bathroom.

I heard only thing that came from texas was steers and queers....







BUtt Pluggin

["W"]

Hate when that happens...that's why I stop wearing cowboy boots

[eman]

[QUOTE=huntin fool;96262]I heard only thing that came from texas was steers and queers....




Thats what my D.I. told me.

[FlatoutFishin]

Originally Posted by Dink

While waiting in bathroom line at the saints vs cowboys game a black saints fan looked down at a white cowboys fan while at the trough and told him the same thing......"not everything's bigger in Texas I see". That cowboys fan zipped up in mid-piss and hightailed it outta there!!!! Funniest thing I've seen in years!

Still bitter on that loss huh...and this coming from a guy calling himself "Dink"! Did yall all stand around and have a good *** slap after that one?

[Reel Bender]

Originally Posted by "W"

Hate when that happens...that's why I stop wearing cowboy boots

One of the Cajuns told me thats why you had to stop wearing hi-top sneakers too!!