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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Im so cheap, i......
Fill in the blank, lets see who has the cheapest ideas out there!!
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I'm so cheap I let my hair fall out to save on haircuts
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What's a haircut?
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I put old gas from my boat tank into my truck.
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use it or lose it!.... im taking notes
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Always burned old gas in the truck.
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once my thermacell pad turns white I flip it until the other side turns white too.
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if that actually works, i will be adopting this ingenious idea of yours!!
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I once bought Fruit O's at Kroger and put them in the empty Fruit Loops box. My 7 year old busted me when she said these Fruit Loops taste funny.
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Damn yall can afford thermacells?
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I am so cheap that I retired way way before 65.
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I pulled the plug at 55. We guys on fixed incomes have to be cheap.
I'm not really cheap, I'm thrifty, I recycle to save the planet. I only shoot ducks at 20 yds or less so I don't use many shells. I only fish with sparkle beetles cause they are only $1.49 for 8. Used to be $.99 I don't replace all of the fishing line on my reels only the last 50 yds that I use. I wash out the old zip locks that held fish in the freezer and use them for tackle bags, the residual smell acts as an attractant. I never throw a cast net away, I just keep repairing them until I get holes in the holes then I make sinkers out of the weights and tie downs out of the ropes. Before I put anything in the trash, I take all the screws off it and cut off the cords for reuse. I do have some pride, I don't dumpster dive, normally I have enough junk of my own. |
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im so cheap I sold the 21ft bay boat I had and bought a flatboat so I could go fishing for $30 per trip instead of spending $150 per trip (and I catch more fish now then before lol)
from now on I will start keeping sailcats/gaftops and try to eat them as another source of making groceries when fishing I never use anything but artificial so I don't spend money on buying bait I save all the ribs from big fish as well as the back bones of reds and drum after filleting them and make a special bag of fish ribs to eat when I go crabbing, I keep any crabs at least 3" point to point because they are small but just barely big enough to peel. I squeeze the meat out of the little legs of boiled crabs. I have tried crabbing with hardhead catfish because its free bait. (they are not good bait lol) I never spend more then $25 for a rod or $30 for a reel and I make them last a good 10 years before I replace them. I never use more the two rods so I don't have to buy more then two rods. |
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I can scratch the ground with my toes through the sole of my boots. And my current favorite pair of shoes are the $12 grey Velcro shoes from Wal-Mart!
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Im so cheap that before I threw away my broke castnet I cut all the weights off to use them for fishing sinkers. Even kept the rope too. Its 25' of good rope why throw it away?
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I'm so cheap I reuse the ziploc bags that I froze my bull reds in that I got from the Rodeo that they loaded up in the trunk of Delta 88
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haha nice ones
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I'm so cheap, my boat trailer bunks have been held on my ratchet straps for over a year.
Last edited by Lake Chuck Duck; 07-30-2014 at 12:32 PM. |
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