Truth!

[fishinpox]

Differences Between Man and Women in a Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,etc. Get in the shower.

Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

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[fishinpox]

I was just doin the weiner shake at my fiancé when I got out of the shower.... Then she has me read this

[Top Dawg]

I was really laughing out loud. I seen this a long time ago and was thinkin it the other day.

[Montauk17]

LOL

[southern151]

Ya got me! I swear my wife must feel trapped if obligated in order to still be here!

[ScubaLatt]

I definately Laughed out Loud at the first "woo-woo". That was just what I needed tonight! Thanks!

[Wide Open]

I damn near pissed my pants laughing soo hard! What I realy wanna know is who the hell has been video taping me and the ole ladys life! Lol

[SaltyShaw]

Hahaha hit her with the "Helicopter" hahaha good read!!

[mcjaredsandwich]

Originally Posted by SaltyShaw

Hahaha hit her with the "Helicopter" hahaha good read!!

Hahahahahahahaha! Im a plane prop! Hahahaha.

[Armand16]

Originally Posted by ScubaLatt

I definately Laughed out Loud at the first "woo-woo". That was just what I needed tonight! Thanks!

X2 funny stuff

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big Flounder]

LMAO!!! My wife loves the helicopter!!!

[jaclyn.renea]

That isn't fair. I don't do any of that crap... or in that order.

[SaltERedneck]

woo wooo l m fa o.

[Jordan]

hahahahahahahahahaha....WOO WOO !!!!!

[speck cc]

haha, funny stuff... and true, lol

[evidrine]

Where can I get a woman like that? I can honestly say that my wife is more of a mixture of both of those.

[ScubaLatt]

Originally Posted by evidrine

Where can I get a woman like that? I can honestly say that my wife is more of a mixture of both of those.

You mean she shakes her weiner at you and make the woo woo sound??