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12-23-2011, 04:33 PM
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$50.00 Lesson
up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied!, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my floors, and I'll you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." 
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12-23-2011, 04:46 PM
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What a bunch of crap not to mention plagiarizing one self. This "thing" has been circulating around the internet for a couple years that I know of. Probably claims to be a Christian too...go figure!!!
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12-23-2011, 06:29 PM
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12-23-2011, 08:52 PM
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What is a "bunch of crap" is supporting low life "suckers" who take money from men and women who work their azz off to barely make it by. Im all for helping those who need it, but lifers who grow up under that system and are taught those ways take so much from working citizens as well as make a terrible name for themselves. I was taught "if you dont work, you dont eat." Take away lifers benefits and I guarantee they wont be sitting on their azz all day. Hell, they may even stay in school past 10th grade! Great joke by the way! Sadly it isnt much of a joke.
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12-23-2011, 09:49 PM
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12-23-2011, 10:18 PM
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i work for my money but i dont mind helping someone in need.i know alot of the people askin for handouts probably deserve what they got, but im sure a few of them are people who just had a run of bad luck. i believe in karma. i dont mind helping people mainly cause it makes me feel good.not to ramble but i was at mcdonalds and this guy came up askin me for money for a "sammich" so i gave him some change like a $1-$2 after collecting it he walks out the door so i assume he just doesnt like mcdonalds, even though he was probably going to buy a "rock", well a month later to the day i was back in mcdonalds and as soon as i walk in this guy stopped me and said hey, i was meeting a friend for breakfast and he cancelled. so if you would like you can have this deluxe breakfast (still hot) so immediately i thought about giving that "crackhead" like $2 and now im enjoying a free $6 breakfast.funny how things work out
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12-23-2011, 10:25 PM
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Just wondering how much have you done in lending a hand to your fellow deadbeats lately. There are alot of people out there without a job because they are looking for a job about like a bank robber looking for a policeman.
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12-23-2011, 11:01 PM
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