Stupid things you've told your wife

[DUCKGOGETTER]

I saw this on 2cool and thought it was pretty funny so let's hear them i'll start, but boy there's been many of stupid things come out my mouth. You see my brain really doesn't have a filter and when alcohol is involved i really get the runs of the mouth.

One day at my brother-n-laws after we got back from fishing and we've done had a few cool pops we were having a get together at his house. Well my wife and 21yr old sister-n-law are talking and my wife said i really want some implants. She said babe buy me some implants and my sister-n-law says while you're at it buy me some too. Well without thinking i said i'll buy them if i can try them, and the fireworks began.