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Old 01-11-2013, 10:18 PM
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I had a friend of mine that was fishing with his son in law one day and got to razzing him about when they were going to give him a grandchild. They had been married for several years and the son in law turned around and told his father in law "when I quit sticking it in the wrong hole" lmao....
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Old 01-11-2013, 10:19 PM
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I had a friend of mine that was fishing with his son in law one day and got to razzing him about when they were going to give him a grandchild. They had been married for several years and the son in law turned around and told his father in law "when I quit sticking it in the wrong hole" lmao....
That's awesome!
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:42 PM
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"Babe, its not gay if you and the other girl are both straight, just try it"
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Old 01-11-2013, 11:46 PM
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"Babe, its not gay if you and the other girl are both straight, just try it"
I've been after that same line for years! Complete failure thus far!
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:20 AM
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One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my father-n-law were ragging on each other and my wife comes out on the porch to get another beer from the fridge. My father-n-law says how i should be thanking him for what he does for me and i said like what. He said well i let you marry my beutiful daughter, and i said please that's the ugliest mother ****er i've ever been with. My wife just stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with these eyes and my father-n-law was laughing his *** off. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the day, and yes beer was involved
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Old 01-12-2013, 07:58 AM
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One time we were at the inlaws house and me and my father-n-law were ragging on each other and my wife comes out on the porch to get another beer from the fridge. My father-n-law says how i should be thanking him for what he does for me and i said like what. He said well i let you marry my beutiful daughter, and i said please that's the ugliest mother ****er i've ever been with. My wife just stopped dead in her tracks and looked at me with these eyes and my father-n-law was laughing his *** off. Needless to say she didn't talk to me the rest of the day, and yes beer was involved
Damn that hurt!!!!! That's worse than when I told mine your not fat, your fluffy!I guess there really is no nice way to tell them they got a few extra pounds on them.
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:20 AM
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Damn that hurt!!!!! That's worse than when I told mine your not fat, your fluffy!I guess there really is no nice way to tell them they got a few extra pounds on them.
Pleasantly plump doesn't work!!!
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:39 AM
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I've been after that same line for years! Complete failure thus far!
You're doing it wrong.....need some tips?
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:42 AM
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"You have the cutest chin"


"Awweee, do I really?"


"Yea, my favorite is second from the front."

That was a fun day! I gotta learn that what I think is hilarious usually isn't worth the laugh!
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Old 01-12-2013, 09:48 AM
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"you have the cutest chin"


"awweee, do i really?"


"yea, my favorite is second from the front."

that was a fun day! I gotta learn that what i think is hilarious usually isn't worth the laugh!

lol!!!!!!! Yeah, but my wife dishes it out too we have a fun marriage. One time we had a supper at the house, and me and my buddies were outside around a fire drinking and joking. Well all the ladies came outside to hang out and we got on the subject of sex. Well i open my big mouth and said mine better straighten up or i'm going get some strange stuff. Without even thinking she comes back with "i got all the strange you want you just can't reach it". All i could say was touche, and laugh.
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:44 AM
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lol!!!!!!! Yeah, but my wife dishes it out too we have a fun marriage. One time we had a supper at the house, and me and my buddies were outside around a fire drinking and joking. Well all the ladies came outside to hang out and we got on the subject of sex. Well i open my big mouth and said mine better straighten up or i'm going get some strange stuff. Without even thinking she comes back with "i got all the strange you want you just can't reach it". All i could say was touche, and laugh.
Boom!
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Old 01-12-2013, 11:50 AM
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boom!

yeah i know she don't come back with much, but when she does it's usually good enough to make me shut my pie hole.
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:03 PM
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:45 PM
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"You have the cutest chin"
She had some cheese on her chin and I told her to whipe the bottom chin..... That one actually made her cry!
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Old 01-12-2013, 12:54 PM
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I guy I work with asked his wife last month what she wanted for Christmas and she said new jeans ... He said, well that's about right, as big as they are ill have to finance them .. True story
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Old 01-12-2013, 01:02 PM
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I guy I work with asked his wife last month what she wanted for Christmas and she said new jeans ... He said, well that's about right, as big as they are ill have to finance them .. True story

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-14-2013, 11:01 PM
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Got her again tonight. We ate at my parents and my wife didn't eat much because she wasn't feeling good. My mom ask her if she ate lunch or not, and I jumped up with "Come on woman, look at her.... You know she don't miss a meal!" My dad almost spit out his potatoes!
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Ok, I'll play. When The Hunger Games was a popular read with the ladies there was a bunch of hype about it, which I didn't quite get. About the same time my wonderful wife made one of her infamous meals, and I told her, "I finally figured out what the hunger game actually is. It's the game I play when you cook something terrible and I have to search far and wide to find something else to eat in this house!"

Needless to say she wasn't very happy...
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