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10-14-2009, 09:33 PM
Drinking with a Cajun Girl
A Mexican, An Arab,
and a Cajun girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the air,
pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same
one twice either.'
The Cajun girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Louisiana we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice
A Mexican, An Arab,
and a Cajun girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican
finishes his beer,
he throws his glass
in the air, pulls out
his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!),
throws it into the air,
pulls out his AK-47,
and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to
make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same
one twice either.'
The Cajun girl,
cool as a cucumber,
picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp,
throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Louisiana we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice