davethefish1
11-01-2009, 10:00 PM
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately
notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, that's a huge lighter...where did you get it?" The
guy replies "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one
wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in
come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other
through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked
for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?" (http://jollygoodjokes.com/ver2008_joke.asp?at_num=7792)
notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The first guy says "Wow, that's a huge lighter...where did you get it?" The
guy replies "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure."
The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one
wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
Done" says the genie and disappears.
A few minutes go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring in
come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling all over each other
through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked
for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?" (http://jollygoodjokes.com/ver2008_joke.asp?at_num=7792)