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SaltERedneck 01-16-2013 11:31 AM

wahahahahh dooodoo piles!

DUCKGOGETTER 01-16-2013 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lake chuck duck (Post 538408)
is that doodoo piles on that car?!?!?!


yep and a roll of toilet paper! Lol!!!!!!!!!

swamp snorkler 01-16-2013 01:17 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...3/01/HA0O1.jpg

swamp snorkler 01-16-2013 01:20 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...3/01/h7dUp.jpg

swamp snorkler 01-16-2013 01:23 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6847132928/hE2ACCAC1/


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6942810112/h5E2ADA3D/


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6948500480/hF065A164/


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6955628288/h6A7BEAC3/

Lake Chuck Duck 01-16-2013 01:25 PM

lmao at the pears

swamp snorkler 01-16-2013 01:29 PM


speck-chaser 01-16-2013 03:20 PM

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Trees of Nature.

fishfighter 01-16-2013 03:49 PM

uhh
 
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haha

Ragin_Cajun 01-16-2013 05:13 PM

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...30988313_n.jpg

swamp snorkler 01-17-2013 08:27 AM

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Ha

swamp snorkler 01-17-2013 10:27 AM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...537628155.html

SULPHITE 01-17-2013 10:32 AM

thats awesome!! LOL!

fishfighter 01-17-2013 10:49 AM

hahaha i will have to order me one of those manual chainsaws and that 12hp 4500watt noise and fume generator

SaltERedneck 01-17-2013 11:08 AM

Anomorgling deck shims??
Torquening slotted camshanks?!!! LMAO

I gotta get me one of the meglinating power tools... I hace soo much velonoid laminate aroudn the house that needs a good electromuting!

Keywest18 01-17-2013 11:14 AM

That 16 ton hydraulic nail "unbender" is calling my name....

SaltERedneck 01-17-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by thegr8cody (Post 538793)
That 16 ton hydraulic nail "unbender" is calling my name....

you better hurry the reg price is 89.99$ but today you can get it for an amazing discount at 139.99$!!!!!!

swamp snorkler 01-17-2013 12:08 PM

I know a few "good" carpenters who could use those Muppet Gloves, I might pick some up for stocking stuffers.

That lazer guided paint brush is calling my name too.

I'm torn between th 18volt cordless hammer and the heavy-duty pneumatic slide whistle, which would you choose?

fishnla 01-17-2013 12:22 PM

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haha

wtretrievers 01-17-2013 12:44 PM

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Lake Chuck Duck 01-17-2013 12:52 PM

Funny but Johnny Football had a fake girl friend in that pic. It was a publicity stunt.

bmac 01-17-2013 01:23 PM

I think I just saw a picture of him and her together at a recent Houston Rockets game. Looked legit.

Found it http://www.tigerdroppings.com/blog/p...kets-Game.aspx

Lake Chuck Duck 01-17-2013 01:40 PM

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About right...

swamp snorkler 01-17-2013 01:53 PM


DUCKGOGETTER 01-17-2013 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lake chuck duck (Post 538835)
about right...


i hate even seeing pics of that honey boo boo and her family. That's some nasty looking mother ****ers!!!!!

wtretrievers 01-17-2013 04:06 PM

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wtretrievers 01-17-2013 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by swamp snorkler (Post 538840)

"Coach!" " let's not run dat play no mo!"
That lick will stay on his highlight film forever!!!!
Who has the one of the running back exploding into flames? Post it up! :rotfl:

fishnla 01-17-2013 04:25 PM

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haha

Micah 01-17-2013 09:09 PM

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How bout the way this dummy parks next to me at Walmart...worst part is, almost all the spots around me were empty....just not the one in front of me.
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jldsc 01-17-2013 09:19 PM

id have to leave em a nice lil door ding!


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waistdeep 01-19-2013 10:54 PM

D****t, I go to the Keys for a couple of days and you guys post a month of Sunday's worth of stuff that I won't catch up to till way past Easter, hope yall had as much fun as I did! In case you need to know, in the Keys, NFL means No F*****g Lime.

T and F fishing 01-21-2013 10:22 AM

way to pull a tooth
 
http://i.imgur.com/aLSVa.gif this little girl does it right

swamp snorkler 01-21-2013 01:09 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...-tuesday-6.jpg

swamp snorkler 01-21-2013 01:11 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...-tuesday-8.jpg

Lake Chuck Duck 01-21-2013 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by T and F fishing (Post 539578)
http://i.imgur.com/aLSVa.gif this little girl does it right

Dude that girl tough!

swamp snorkler 01-21-2013 01:33 PM

http://i1140.photobucket.com/albums/...psd6ea6916.gif

waistdeep 01-21-2013 10:02 PM

http://f1844.mail.yahoo.com/ya/downl...hooMailClassic

Notre Dame changed their locker room sign.

waistdeep 01-21-2013 11:06 PM

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Sorry, do over

Ragin_Cajun 01-22-2013 08:36 AM

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...75415193_n.jpg

I-65 will be closed tomorrow across Tennessee and Kentucky. They are hauling a 200 ton lump of coal to Mount Rushmore in South ...Dakota so they can add Barack Hussein Obama to the Mount Rushmore monument.
B. H. Obama has stated on national TV that he believes himself to be the fourth greatest U.S. President, behind Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln but greater than Theodore Roosevelt.
They had to settle for coal, because they couldn't find a 200 ton piece of ****.

SaltERedneck 01-22-2013 10:08 AM

nice... lol.

Captain Mike P. 01-22-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wtretrievers (Post 538879)

That's F'ing funny

swamp snorkler 01-22-2013 01:18 PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uplo...3/01/0Pf1C.jpg

1fastmerc 01-22-2013 02:35 PM

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This is Weedeater. Fill in the blank.........Attachment 45275


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fun w son 01-22-2013 02:35 PM

don't leave him hangin!

Ragin_Cajun 01-22-2013 04:05 PM

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...66272323_n.jpg

Ragin_Cajun 01-23-2013 11:13 AM

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

Lake Chuck Duck 01-23-2013 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ragin_Cajun (Post 540227)
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

lol

swamp snorkler 01-23-2013 01:41 PM

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6991219200/h4A418BFF/

FF_T_Warren 01-23-2013 03:57 PM

That's an awesome idea in theory but what the heck to do once you get to a place of business. You can't bring your lawn mower inside. Not to mention. Blades running on a public sidewalk. Craziness. Lol

BigChaf 01-23-2013 04:35 PM

Could always remove the blade!!!!!!!!!!!!


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