sorry will stay focused

Crime never takes a break to check forums on the internet, why should iron man.

hes rounding up the Guist bros. for for smelly time...i mean story time...he'll be here shortly...hes turning his voluntary paper work from last nights duties from the cow pasture...droppings from a foreign animal that apprared in the distant moonlight...

Once a cobra bit Iron Man.... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra died.
Iron Man can win a game of connect 4 in three moves.
IM can drown a fish.

Once I thought someone stole the remote to my tv. In distress I called Iron Man to get him on the case. After working out an equation on a piece of toilet paper, he told me to check my recliner. And sure nuff I checked the recliner and there it was wedged in the cushion. Dude was all the way cross the state and he found my remote. Yall need to quit bashing that dude. He his helping real people solve real problems, and is giving peace of mind to people all over the world!

he may have put everyone on his ignore list

you are welcome!

Rumor has it........he went "re-arrest" the drunk/coked up home boy from the I-10 wreck in Deridder last night. Heard he found the guy.........wait for it..........at his residence! LMAO! "W" - you aint right!

By the way, what were you doing "squatting" in your driveway the other day when I passed with my boat? I didn't see any fish!

Trying to crank my damn blower that after 100 pulls I found the gas line was cracked and dry roted

Hey! Stay on topic, "W".
This is important.

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

he is still laying peacefully in bed in the middle of Chuck N and a Squatch

Indeed W, "the rumor has it committee" was informed that a powerful down draft nearly destroyed the above relative's home...but it turns out everyone, thankfully, were OK.

I just happen to have a pic of Iron Man assessing the situation.

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Welcome, and I agree!

Iron Man is on his way back from Somalia. He led Seal Team 6 to the capture of those 2 Aid workers. He killed all 9 of the kidnappers with a dull butter knife. He's running his chalon with the free motor he got from LASMAG across the ocean, because he didnt want to discomfort the Seal Team on the plane ride.

Herd his dog was struck by lightning; and now can see the future.
But iron man has to interpret what the dog is saying.
He's in the process of decoding the last fee bark sounds; once this is done.... The future will never b the same!

Yall got it all wrong...Iron man and his buddy fowler were down in the basin catching undersized bass in his brothers bullet. they decided to go back in time to catch the guys who stole his laptop so they built a flux capacitor out of lilly pads and branches that runs on choupique eggs. They tried to get the boat up to 88 mph but couldn't get on plane because the trim wasn't working right. So then they idled back to the launch which took three hours only to realize he lost his keys somewhere. It was ok though cause his spare was locked in the truck in his console safely. So he used his "slim jim" to try to open the door but right then a squatch ran out and tried to yank that thing off, cause he thought it was some jack links and you know how they like beef jerky. Well it was lucky this was Tuesday afternoon and he had his quickdraw on cause he pulled out his pistol and was able to get a shot off but missed and the squatch ran back in the woods. They tried to get it flux capacitor in the truck but it only worked in the water so they rode off together into the sunset and made it to terrific taco Tuesday just on time.

lmao!!!!!!!!! Oh my god that is funny!!! Lol!!!!!!!!! Runs on choupique eggs!!!!!

If i keep laughing like i am i will for sure piss myself today!!!!