50% is good odds:D

a few things are 100% true though

1. You will never see a buzzard eating a roadkilled dog
2. Bull bream pee everytime you squeeze em
3. Spitting on your cricket drastically increases your bream catch
4. Ducks Unlimited heats fields up north and....:rotfl:

Yes by burning stolen furniture from an orphanage...:rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: Even a lazy red will eat a dead shrimp on a hook

More 100%

1. If you make something idiot proof they make a better Idiot
2. Fish are wet
3. You will never see me eating a possum

LOL
4. You cant say TOYBOAT 5 times really fast without messing up
5. Kids and wives are expensive
6. Gumbo is not made with tomatoes!

what ratio will have blue tails though?




This would be a good study for MathGeek

7. 60% of the time, Sex Panther works every time

LOL thats what made me think of the anchorman thread

On the blue tail thing, Mr. Ted Joanen told me about that and hes prob one of the smartest outdoors men i know - gamewarden for years. You do have a good point, who knows whats right..... but i will tell you have a better chance of catchin somethin if some chick spits on my cricket........ BAHAHAH:D Especially if shes fishing on my deck

facepalm:shaking::rotfl:

This one here is for W

If the tail being blue indicates that the fish is active, and a non-active fish is 'regular' color (reddish), and we know that more blood would be pumping to the tail of an active fish, and that blood is red, yet the fish's tail is blue when there is more red blood pumping to the tail, it would seem that the tail should be red when active, how is this possible?

FOUND THE ANSWER!

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Blue tailed redfish, which of course in German means the fish was swimming in pollution
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean blood rushing to the tail from an active fish? Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really. Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree

bahahahahaa:*****::rotfl:

I fished with Bob G. about 4 years ago and he said they were in a feeding time when it was blue.

He was a biologist. He is probably one of the best alligator biologist there was.
He is a consultant now. But one smart dude when it comes to all animals in SW La.

TOTALLY AGREE - and he was a warden in the New Orleans area in his younger years - my step grandfather's brother ... if that makes sense. SUPER smart guy

PSH LM FAO - i almost didnt catch that - dude you have been on a roll lately!

Then why are your veins in your arm blue?

What if CAT really meant DOG? Oger!

When you hang upside down and the blood goes to your head, you turn red though, its gotta be a conspiracy:confused: With fish I think its got to do with countercurrent heat exchange, I can draw it but can't explain it

On another note, I am sure many have heard that if a mallard has bright orange legs when you kill it, then it is a 'flight duck', whereas technically most ducks have been flying when you shoot them. The ducks that have been in the air awhile have the bright orange feet, and the 'local' ones have the drab feet. The ones with the drab feet have surely been kicking their feet in the water, and the ones that are flying have em tucked away. I think this goes with the countercurrent heat exchange also, but I have not slept in a Holiday Inn lately. Really wanted W's answer for a laugh before I get mad at the TV for this upcoming debate:eek:

http://saltwaterfishing.sc.gov/pdf/reddrum.pdf

https://www.google.com/webhp?source=...w=1454&bih=704

Everything you ever wanted to know about red drum

You think it will work this time???:confused:

Blood isnt't red till it hits oxygen:)......
It's more of a dark maroon almost purple color:eek:........ but thats countercuncurrent to the thesis of rlativitely and saltmeat:cool:.
Yelow plus lemons = rusted chrome:smokin:......
Hopefully yall can see where I'm coming from on this:D.
Link to help you out....
http://www.bing.com/Dictionary/searc...e&qs=n&form=QB