I once "stretched" a 15.5 inch red fish .5 inches.

I would burn my house DOWN if one of those was in there..

One of my best friends growing up had a pet python at his parents. Would not sleep in that house

I will get up at 3:45 am, drive for two hours, fish from before daylight, till dark, for 15 skinny azz trout.....if I'm lucky..... and smile the whole way home.

Im with you on that.... besides the 2hr drive.... im 5 mins away.

^^^

We had a 7' columbian redtail boa. She would get out of her cage and be loose in the house for weeks at a time. No biggy. She always showed up when she got hungry. Found her coiled up and sleeping on the top of the bathroom door once. That kinda freaked out the wife a little. When ya go pee there isnt supposed to be a 7' snake on the bathroom door. Still cant figure how she got up there.

O yea. Fire dept. would get called lol

Damn right!


To add to my original list:
I never liked fishing until I met my wife. She would fish a lot with her dad and grandpa. The first boat I ever owned was a 21' bay boat. I looked like an absolute idiot at the launch for a while until I got the hang of launching, trailering, and docking the boat.

I've done this for two flounder and a redfish.


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You can get a little more than 1/2" out of them.

I only fish near black Hannies.

Dudes wearing nail polish....***?

You talkin bout me D? That was my daughter holding the spider.
The 18 year old girl could man up and hold the spider. Nuff said.:grinpimp:

Oh...you said her BF

I was questioning her decision making

I let DINK talk me Into using a gulp chum bucket to make a "slick" on big lake.....

I waded west cove in a pair of sperry topsiders

I used dead shrimp on the causeway and caught black drum when I failed to catch any trout

I thought big lake was " big" then I fished it

I get up and get to the woods a hour before daylight to deer hunt and then sit in the truck until daylight starts to break before I walk to my stand!

Gotcha bro. Perhaps it could have been written better on my part.
Was funny though :)

I like rope :).....lm f ao

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Lol man O man the things I could write:

A few years ago Sulphite and I duck hunted an island off the ship channel; we were very enthousastic about the evenings hunt. I remember heaving the anchor on the bank like a democrat @ the weirs but I failed to secure anchor rope to cleat. We returned from the hunt to find an anchor rope, NOT connected to my 22ft Bay Boat.