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monkeyman1 05-07-2010 08:53 AM

the only pain i had was when the nurse shaved my nut sack, then put that red iodine stuff on my sack. i thought i was gonna go flying offa that table!

post-op, very little pain.

Finfeatherfur 05-07-2010 08:54 AM

Had mine 5 years ago. Everything was cool, till they strapped me down still awake, and two Playboy centerfold nurses came in to start the work. WOW, was that stressful!!!!

Had mine on a Friday morning, then shot the Lafayette Oilman's Clay shoot the next afternoon, but I was moving very slowly. My team helped make sure that I didn't do too much and the wife was watching every move. Laid up on Sunday, and back to work on Monday. Wasn't bad at all.

goldenrod 05-07-2010 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Finfeatherfur (Post 149210)
After all, he is the famous - GOLDENROD!!!!!! LOL - couldn't pass that one up Paul!

lol

swamp snorkler 05-07-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by monkeyman1 (Post 149211)
the only pain i had was when the nurse shaved my nut sack, then put that red iodine stuff on my sack. i thought i was gonna go flying offa that table!

post-op, very little pain.

took care of that myself........I think the worst part is that I'm going to be awake......other than that, i ain't scared

Big Lake Blondie 05-07-2010 01:46 PM

Ya'll go through childbirth then talk about pain :D...It's actually a lot easier and a lot less painful for a man to have a vasectomy than a woman having her stuff removed...I applaude you for doing that for your wife so she doesn't have to go through what the women have to deal with...:cheers:

Hier Soir 05-07-2010 03:00 PM

Just do the old Deep Water Horizon...
 
Put a dome over it and pump it out! ;)

Big Flounder 05-07-2010 03:59 PM

had mine done and it was a piece of cake. it was only 500 cash when i got mine done. best 500 i ever spent

Dink 05-07-2010 05:48 PM

Wonder how it went.......he's a better man than I.........

swamp snorkler 05-07-2010 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 149513)
Wonder how it went.......he's a better man than I.........

Really was not bad at all, the worst part was the pinching...... got to go, have a date with some frozen peas!!!!!

"W" 05-07-2010 06:00 PM

I just cant see me getting de nutted..... Its like what drives you day in and day out.....Now you will sit at Hooters for the Wings.....Really

Big Flounder 05-07-2010 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 149518)
I just cant see me getting de nutted..... Its like what drives you day in and day out.....Now you will sit at Hooters for the Wings.....Really

That's not true. They serve wings there? You just got to tell the doc to make sure they cut the load line and not the boom!

swamp snorkler 05-07-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 149518)
I just cant see me getting de nutted..... Its like what drives you day in and day out.....Now you will sit at Hooters for the Wings.....Really

THEY DONT CUT YOUR NUTS OFF, just the little tube (vas deferes) that sends the sperm up to your manhood.

Dink 05-07-2010 08:08 PM

So wait......you don't shoot no more??? What's the wife gonna Dodge?

Asterisk-Rich 05-07-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dink (Post 149569)
So wait......you don't shoot no more??? What's the wife gonna Dodge?

i agree with dink...nothing like a little skeet shooting session! so do you really not shoot a load?

swamp snorkler 05-07-2010 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by asterisk-rich (Post 149573)
i agree with dink...nothing like a little skeet shooting session! So do you really not shoot a load?

you still shoot a load, the wife dodges them, the girl friend......well lets not go there

Big Flounder 05-07-2010 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 149573)
i agree with dink...nothing like a little skeet shooting session! so do you really not shoot a load?

I like to spit on her back and tell her I'm done and when she turns around skeet in the eye!!!! :*****:

FF_T_Warren 05-07-2010 08:52 PM

^ that's called the Houdini

Dink 05-07-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Flounder (Post 149579)
I like to spit on her back and tell her I'm done and when she turns around skeet in the eye!!!! :*****:

Lmao......did you see me cumin?

Asterisk-Rich 05-07-2010 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 149580)
^ that's called the Houdini

look up "the rusty nail"

Dink 05-07-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Asterisk-Rich (Post 149589)
look up "the rusty nail"

I used to give the fat girls the dirty Pedro..........only use it when you need to make a fast getaway.......


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