Lol.

I got home at 0330 and figured I'd check the site. I did get my azz whipped in pool last by a girl wearing my cowboy hat...TWICE! I had to listen to, "I'm such an idiot" from 3 drunk girls crying in the backseat for about 45 minutes...:help:

***?? please elaborate on the girls crying.... i find it hard to believe 3 girls were crying at the same time but to each their own... SaltERedneck (3rd person) is having a hard time keeping up with your stories. He finds your posts to be irra****..... *** nevermind i dont care.... back to topic.

Kenner says he is confused too

Don't tell us about 3 dumb girls crying in your back seat! Tell us about 3 dumb girls near naked and making out in your back seat! Good lies! That's all we accept here!

Dang boy, you got a lot to learn yet!

HAHHAHA yep i had 3 naked gurlz riding bareback on my translucent steed while passing through the gates of hemsdale while shooting flaming arrows at passing midgets on mopeds.

So you had 3 drunk girls and you didn't get a bj or even a free tug from one of them? You suck(dudes)!

This thread has made my day!!!

Tru dat! Drunk chicks = easy

3 drunk chicks and no nook last night come on now...HH woulda crushed some guts fasho...even easier cause they were crying and drunk...damn iron maiden you gotta learn how to put your smashin hat on in a situation like this not your cowboy hat

X2.. I mean com on. You d.d. so they gotta pay a fee. Jeez kid

They found a "man" who just gave them what they wanted to hear in the bar like most. I dragged Joe out because he wanted to fight another Marine for something. Don't know what something was, but I did drag him out by his belt at 0145 to go cool off. At 0200, I heard something hit the side of Joe's truck, Mandy threw my hat against it and sat down crying behind the truck with Jade and Emily. For 30 minutes I sat there smoking a few cigarettes while they all just cried. When it was time to leave, Jade saw the guy who pissed her off and she went on the war path. Thank God I am faster than her cuz I grabbed her and carried her back to the truck kicking and screaming and helped Mandy and Emily into the truck. We got back to Denova's house 45 minutes later and the females said they were going inside. Well, they went in the back door and out the front door without us knowing and left.

Is this really happening ..or is it just a bad dream ????

"H" wants to know what dis got to dew wit fishing?

*** I've done advanced trig less confusing than this story...point is u shoulda got it in and didn't but I guess it's ok...and wats wrong with your friend and the marine..? Did the marine start or provoke it? Cause if so than maybe he deserved a beatin even if ge was a marine..point is wat does him being a marine got to do with it? And FYI not all marines are bad...I got great friends who have been to Iraq and while they may be a lil crazy they just ain't bad...and are u even a marine u said fellow marine but did u even make it through boot camp? Just curious I thought u were hurt ?

With names like Mandy and Jade and you couldn't score. They probably when out the front door in a hurry cause they were late for work. Everybody let's give a big welcome to the stage, Mandy and Jade!!!

Iron Maiden(and his cowboy hat) + Fliesitdies = Broke back Marsh

So you mean to say, you couldn't even have sympathy sex?!?! Goodness kid. You suck up to the girls and act like Mr. Charming, then boom boom boom threesome with all of them.

Lil fool done grown up,tell em whats up. :work:

When Fool grow'd up he forgot how to add. That would be a fivesum. ;) Him, his friend and the three girls that ran out the front door! LOL

Tell'm Fool

EVO

Fool, what cable channel you been watching?