Originally Posted by "W" (Post 382333)

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Eating breakfast with Chuck Norris, Work out was great only broke three chains on the punching bags

Originally Posted by "W" (Post 382333)

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Eating breakfast with Chuck Norris, Work out was great only broke three chains on the punching bags

Originally Posted by "w" (Post 382349)

;)

Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 382365)

I am completely suprised that......

A. The league of extraordinary gentlemen have not put out a hit on W.
B. Iron Man has not retaliated with nun chucks, nen ja stars, and a bow staff.
C. Translucent majestic Steed gas prices havent gone up.
D. a code RED has not been issue by Obama due to Chuck Norris's involvment.
E. Gold can not be traded for Warlock rubies.
F. the horn of Gondor has not been blown to assemble IM's army.
G. no one brought dressing for Sexy Side Salad Sunday :eek: (or did they:rolleyes:)
H. they are canceling moo moo monday to go to Applebees and ordering Cozmos
I. none of them DVR'ed Jerseylicious and Toddlers in Tiaras.
J. Iron Man did not get the Part in the hit broadway show CATs.
K. He missed the Jonas brothers in Houston.
L. he thinks Bette Midler's (beaches) was way better than Spartacus.

Originally Posted by SaltERedneck (Post 382365)

I am completely suprised that......

A. The league of extraordinary gentlemen have not put out a hit on W.
B. Iron Man has not retaliated with nun chucks, nen ja stars, and a bow staff.
C. Translucent majestic Steed gas prices havent gone up.
D. a code RED has not been issue by Obama due to Chuck Norris's involvment.
E. Gold can not be traded for Warlock rubies.
F. the horn of Gondor has not been blown to assemble IM's army.
G. no one brought dressing for Sexy Side Salad Sunday :eek: (or did they:rolleyes:)
H. they are canceling moo moo monday to go to Applebees and ordering Cozmos
I. none of them DVR'ed Jerseylicious and Toddlers in Tiaras.
J. Iron Man did not get the Part in the hit broadway show CATs.
K. He missed the Jonas brothers in Houston.
L. he thinks Bette Midler's (beaches) was way better than Spartacus.

Originally Posted by meaux fishing (Post 382320)

Yall got it all wrong...Iron man and his buddy fowler were down in the basin catching undersized bass in his brothers bullet. they decided to go back in time to catch the guys who stole his laptop so they built a flux capacitor out of lilly pads and branches that runs on choupique eggs. They tried to get the boat up to 88 mph but couldn't get on plane because the trim wasn't working right. So then they idled back to the launch which took three hours only to realize he lost his keys somewhere. It was ok though cause his spare was locked in the truck in his console safely. So he used his "slim jim" to try to open the door but right then a squatch ran out and tried to yank that thing off, cause he thought it was some jack links and you know how they like beef jerky. Well it was lucky this was Tuesday afternoon and he had his quickdraw on cause he pulled out his pistol and was able to get a shot off but missed and the squatch ran back in the woods. They tried to get it flux capacitor in the truck but it only worked in the water so they rode off together into the sunset and made it to terrific taco Tuesday just on time.

Originally Posted by joshdomingue (Post 382369)

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I heard they also stole his badge when they stole his gun on taco tuesday. When Chuck finds out about this Ironman is gonna be in a world of hurt. $5 reward for any leads.......

Originally Posted by "W" (Post 382349)

;)

Originally Posted by getonfish (Post 382462)

ITS OFFICIAL!!! Ex lax is the strongest thing on earth. It has been proven to be the only thing able to knock the S-H-I-T- out of Iron Man. (Everyone else just reads his posts and wishes they could)

In secondary news I found out today that Chuck Norris wears Iron Man pajamas.