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Elbert Chamblee 09-11-2015 08:49 PM

uhhh
 
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Smart what?

Matt G 09-18-2015 10:47 AM

http://img.memecdn.com/like-a-magical-boss_o_950658.gif

alphaman 09-23-2015 01:55 PM

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fun w son 09-24-2015 11:14 AM

^^^^^ hahahahaha

Elbert Chamblee 09-28-2015 09:59 AM

uhhhh
 
Assumptions

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.


One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.


“One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.


Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.


He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ….”


He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.


“Come here quick!” said the boy, “You won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”


The man said, “Beat it kid! Can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk?” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.


Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.” The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth.


Let’s see if we can see the Lord!” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything.


The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.


At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….”



They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him

Ragin_Cajun 10-05-2015 12:53 PM

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fun w son 10-28-2015 12:00 PM

it's wednesday!
 
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ha

fun w son 10-28-2015 12:14 PM

well?
 
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Ragin_Cajun 11-02-2015 01:57 PM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...11&oe=56BACD17

fishfighter 11-02-2015 02:38 PM

WHO T F is this^^^^^

B-Stealth 11-02-2015 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 777775)
WHO T F is this^^^^^

Google Heisman Winner 2015, unstoppable force.

seachaser250 11-02-2015 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 777775)
WHO T F is this^^^^^

This has got to be a joke. ULL fan trolling..........

Ragin_Cajun 11-02-2015 04:27 PM

This is a comedy board. Guess it worked! LOL

LSU has something special going. Still root for them unless they are playing my CAJUNS!!! Then I hope they get run over by a bus! LOL

seachaser250 11-02-2015 04:35 PM

Still waiting on that bus to arrive.. :rotfl:

B-Stealth 11-02-2015 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by seachaser250 (Post 777784)
Still waiting on that bus to arrive.. :rotfl:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z7X_-Qi_LU

Closest thing to a bus....

You think Fournette is ready to dish out some payback?

seachaser250 11-02-2015 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by B-Stealth (Post 777785)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z7X_-Qi_LU

Closest thing to a bus....

You think Fournette is ready to dish out some payback?

That would never happen if he met Fournette in the hole on a conventional run play.

It's going to a close game for sure. LSU has the balance on offense to win but it won't be easy.

Ragin_Cajun 11-02-2015 09:11 PM

Anyone see Collins last night playing against Seattle. Pretty much pancaked 2 guys in one play! Hell I could run behind that! lol

B-Stealth 11-08-2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by B-Stealth (Post 777778)
Google Heisman Winner 2015, unstoppable force.

Correction- Stoppable force....

fishfighter 11-08-2015 08:42 PM

Lol
 
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Originally Posted by B-Stealth (Post 778293)
Correction- Stoppable force....


That "unstopable" force ran into a crimson brick wall ahhhahaha

Ragin_Cajun 11-18-2015 03:18 PM

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mriguy 11-18-2015 03:44 PM

Lol!!!!

Ragin_Cajun 11-23-2015 04:54 PM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...23&oe=56EBEAC4

New high school football SMACK!

Ragin_Cajun 11-24-2015 04:31 PM

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...9d&oe=56ED3E9D

fun w son 11-24-2015 05:48 PM

^^^^^ AMEN^^^^^^

Elbert Chamblee 11-25-2015 10:20 AM

uhhh
 
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somewhere in Texas.....

Ragin_Cajun 11-30-2015 04:58 PM

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rardoin 12-01-2015 08:34 AM

Oohhh the humanity!!!!

I shield my eyes but what is seen cannot be unseen:eek:.

Gee thanks RC!

bigheadboo 12-01-2015 06:59 PM

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fishfighter 12-01-2015 08:14 PM

Who was it? Duckgogetter or Mcsammich that liked the BIGG girls hahahahahaha

Elbert Chamblee 12-02-2015 03:03 PM

uhhh
 
for the duck hunters
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...6c&oe=56F1AD14

Ragin_Cajun 12-03-2015 02:45 PM

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Andy C 12-11-2015 03:26 PM

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I was that kid

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Andy C 12-11-2015 03:27 PM

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Just to funny!!

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fishfighter 12-11-2015 03:30 PM

haha
 
we didn't have any field trips that fun when i was in school

Andy C 12-11-2015 08:16 PM

Was lucky and went to gilleys and rode the bull in daycare!!
All so roped there a couple times, before they burned it in the mid 80's

Ragin_Cajun 12-14-2015 03:27 PM

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Ragin_Cajun 12-16-2015 04:59 PM

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Elbert Chamblee 12-18-2015 06:37 PM

uhhh
 
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mmmm

swamp snorkler 12-19-2015 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Elbert Chamblee (Post 782023)
mmmm

lol

Andy C 12-20-2015 02:13 PM

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Why does this not work when we get older??

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Andy C 12-20-2015 02:14 PM

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Good to know

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shrky57 12-20-2015 07:56 PM

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Elbert Chamblee 12-20-2015 11:54 PM

uhhh
 
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Drinking and driving..........

Elbert Chamblee 12-22-2015 01:32 PM

uhhh
 
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Elbert Chamblee 12-24-2015 11:53 PM

uhhh
 
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Elbert Chamblee 12-28-2015 02:21 PM

uhhh
 
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Chip Landry 12-30-2015 11:47 AM

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Whatcha Gonna Do...

swamp snorkler 12-30-2015 03:03 PM

LOL

Elbert Chamblee 12-31-2015 01:40 PM

uhhh
 
car bomb prank..........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0BmoQzpYWg

fishfighter 12-31-2015 09:01 PM

Haha
 
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Originally Posted by Elbert Chamblee (Post 782846)



Hahaha that is freakin hilarious


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