I walked in on mine blow drying her hair in her bra & panties, and said " hey skinny"!
(COLD HARD STARE)
I turned around and walked back out, I meant well :-)

When all else fails, I bust out a fat joke! GEts her pissed everytime!!

Wife; What you want to do Fathers Day

Me; Chill out and watch the LSU game

Wife; What time does it come on

Me; Seven

Her; in the morning?

Me: Yes

Her: Really?

Me: Yes, they trying to beat the heat, it supposed to be 119 Degrees in Omaha this weekend.

Her: Well, at least they from Louisiana and the somewhat use to the heat.



She still thinks the game is comeine on at 7AM

Lmao, that's awesome. Worst thing I've said to my fiancée (and wife alittle less than 24 hours from now) was probably something to the effect of how clumsy she is and can't throw a ball straight. Yeah, I always get a fist to the shoulder for that one. Four and half years later, I still havent learned. Lmao.

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You better start punching her in the face right now, don't stand for her hitting you. You put a stop to that now before its too late.

I find that a thick phone book is best, you put it on side of her face and punch that. No bruises.

You're all welcome

Lmao, Nah, no need to get rough. She can't hit very hard either. Every once in a while she gets a good one on me, but I just give her a good ole slap on the rear end for payback.

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You have to be nice for only 1 more day Smalls. After she signs that paper, it's too damn late. That's when the pranks come out!!! Nothing like waking up the wife with a cold glass of water to the face while banging on a pot! She'll be lively the rest of the day :grinpimp:

Don't get mad when she hits you in the nuts when your sleeping!

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Lmao

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That redhead can get feisty!

When asked what I wanted for Father's Day, I replied to be left alone by her and, not to spend MY money on some stupid gift for me...She's already honoring the part of leaving me alone(she thinks it bothers me)!

mine actually said something to me yesterday that still has me laughing.......

can't even remember what we were talking about....but at one point she says......"it's called a conversation, shut up and listen".........I really like her spirit......she is a hoot

I did that too. Very dumb move. She still reminds me of it

My ol lady is in school and the other day said "You know you can afford to pay my bills they are only ...a month. I said "You know you could afford to lose a few pounds" Definitely didn't think that one through..

:cheers: They act like money is sooo easy to come buy.

Mine had told me long ago that she wanted 4 kids and to be a stay at home mom........ I informed her that she was marrying the wrong man in that case and that she should marry someone else and have a few kids and then divorce him and come back to me....... That way she could collect the child support as a job! I thought it was a good idea, but she didn't go for it.

When we go to weddings, I always tell her loud enough for others to hear "Next time I get married, it'll be like this wedding!"

You can hear a pindrop

Damn your hair grows fast! When I seen you Wednesday you were bald. Lol

rofl

It's those pills I bought online to help other things grow. I think I got duped! :p

As long as it didn't shrink your good lol