Things I learned from the Big Lake Tourney
 

Just wanted to share some lessons learned from a weekend fishing the SFA on Big Lake:

• A pretty boat without a motor is just a pretty boat
• Whenever you think your having a bad day, there's always someone like the drunk guy at Fred's, to fall down the steps and brighten up your day
• Jeremy's legs are faster than a bumble bee's wings. Never seen little legs move that fast before. He can stop the motor and run to the deck with pole in hand before his partner takes off his life vest.
• Pox makes the best fishing sandwiches of all time. If he spent as much time planning for fishing as he does making sandwiches then he'd be dangerous!
• Speckdaddy and Catdaddy are some crazy mofo's!!!! They broke the mold with these two! BTW, thanks again for the crawfish!!!:)
• Don't ever walk into a bathroom that Josh just got out of:cry:
• David Hebert is one of the nicest guys I know and throws a hell of a party.
• Catdaddy looks pretty cute in a woman's derby hat with feather dancing on a pole :eek:
• Fishing in the wind sux, but watching people catch fish right after your drift sux even more...
• Jello shots are evil
• Did I mention that Speckdaddy and Catdaddy are insane? They make medicine for that...
• Large quantities of alcohol and women running around on stick horses in party dresses makes for some quality entertainment
• Salty Cajun has some of the best dang guys around!

Wow!! All I can say is wow! Wish I woulda been there.

x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 !!!

it was an amazing time! y'all really missed one hell of a party

i will be paying for this weekend for at least 3 or 4 more days

i learned that i don't need to take every alcoholic drink that is handed to me

Speckdaddy Sleep on Heberts Front porch with the dog......*****..........I not drinking for a long long long time.........

Man we need a SC camp! I could possibly tolerate that once a month, but it would shorten life expectancy by at least 20 or 30 years!

i bet Edwards is having a beer right now

truer words have never been typed

:*****::*****:.....never slept with the dogs but I did wake up in the hedges of Hibernia Bank one morning....:D

Crazy Darrel's guy tells 10 minute story about fishing big lake. gives up secret bait "poptail". Fishingpox says after he tells the story...."I just have one question for you what the **** is a poptail?" I peed a little when he said it and I am laughing now while I type it.

dont forget the pitchers wind up to show off with the punching machine

my favorite quote (that I can remember), by a certain someone to remain nameless, "Hey lady, have you ever seen a spoon this big and long? Go ahead and touch it, it's hard as a rock and it won't bite!" All of this while striking a pose.

Hey, what are we doing next weekend? I am ready to move to Big Lake!

Edwards was like a grizzly bear in winter.... Big ugly and did not want to wake up..... Btw. Lake was like glass this afternoon....it hurt like hell but I went

i wish i would have been there

Lmao. Dude it was wild. Catdaddy was cuttin up. Hey med heavy... I
got ya on video when ya took my gal. Im mad and if we dont go fishin soon im postin it up. Lol. The big lake derby was wild. The even had ta put one of the horses down n out in a ambulance. Lmao. And about dat spoon bein big micah, i got da pics hawse. I got a ton of incremanating evidence.

Dogs have baddddd mornin breath. Lmao

i have a picture of him with the hat holdong the spoon sayin its ok baby you can touch it ,!!

Micah was snotfaced saturday. Lol.

him and his crown and cherry coke :*****:

Micah was tore up!!! A big thanks to speckdaddy and catdaddy for the crawfish!!!

I drank all Catdaddys nasty Bud light but me and Lanza jumped in the Mule and made a 1 hour mission for a case of Miller Light!!! 5-0 almost smoked us for driving a offroad ATV, driving Drunk, No lights....but we bobbed and weaved...got the poptail and made it back

[QUOTE="W";147193]Micah was tore up!!! A big thanks to speckdaddy and catdaddy for the crawfish!!!

I drank all Catdaddys nasty Bud light but me and Lanza jumped in the Mule and made a 1 hour mission for a case of Miller Light!!! 5-0 almost smoked us for driving a offroad ATV, lights....but we bobbed apoptail and made it. *****. Man yall was mia fer awhile. Two *****s on a beer run. Crazy mofos

Just bc it's a small jello shot don't mean i should take 20+ of them..... Them things snuck up on me like a crackhead on canal st!!!!

*****. You got quiet after about ten. I knew ya was on ua way. Micah was freakin hammered. But not more than w. I aint never seen him drank like dat. Wow. He dranke under da table son

For some reason I thought those jello shots were candy. Catdaddy put that box in front of me and I went to town. If I didn't have 20 then I didn't have one. Best decision made all day was when Josh said we ain't going to OB's. If I woulda gone no telling where I woulda woke up...

Did you have yo seat belt on?:rolleyes:

Completely forgot about the Speckdaddy/Catdaddy duet to DMX.

Speckdaddy: Ya'll gonna der make me losea my mind
Catdaddy: Up en cher, Up en cher
Speckdaddy: Ya'll gonna make me act dem fool
Catdaddy: Up en cher, Up en cher

Man, I am having flashbacks :shaking:

:funny::funny::funny:

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[QUOTE=mikedatiger;147322]Completely forgot about the Speckdaddy/Catdaddy duet to DMX. *****. Hell yeah it was wild how bout me at da bar wif my knife. Lol that jager machine was catchin hell son

Hell NAHHHH..............

LMAO...so was the bar you prolly shaved off a half inch of that edge

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W ain't gotta drink to get under da table!!!!
Lmao!!!

Chris........IF you would stop playing on the puter and get me them Poptail vids so I can edit the for play

He was under da table before he started drinkin. Lil turd needed a booster seat ta eat crawfish and lanza had ta strap him in a kids seat ta go get beer. *****

Dat edge looked bad. Now its better. Ta hell wif dat bar. Dat chick didnt wanna get naked. Wassup wit dat. Lol

dang!!!!!! sounds like ya'll had one hell of a party. thats great

Did any one pull out there own tooth......just asking?

No but i did start buildin my own reef. Ask dem boys about it. All natural shell. Right off da seawall too. Mrs sharon been chummin it for me and started a slick goin. A full report to come tonight.

dude i dont drink at all and im still a lil foggy on what when on ...... any day now im expecting a sexual harrasment suit from all 3 bars we went to !!!

no but they did find a tiger in the bath room

Sounds like a hell of a time guys.....When I have one of those weekends my wife says it is my "therapy".....

Crown, Bud, and jello shots have been my psychiatrist for several years...:D

:eek:....was it Mike's?????:D

but who is counseling your liver?

that's what the beer is for....to keep it flushed out....

I need counseling every 6 to 8 weeks not every weekend...:)

the lessons learned do seem to stick with you longer as you get older

what about this quote comin from waltrip towards edwards regarging the color of the team shirts sat am ." naw dude i told you we are wearing the blue ones today , im already all matching for the blue ones"

Me and you seeing the same psych!!

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I'm tryin to get my email on my phone to send it.... Says the file is to big. I'll put it on my comp and sent it tomorrow.

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get on it chrissy poooooooooooo:p