Stranger danger
 

Well I woke up today about 8:30. I have a final tomorrow so I did not go fishing. Instead I woke up to a stranger sleeping on my couch. He was totally lost and clueless. He remembers going to cowboys but that's it. When I walked by the living room I thought it was Jared sleeping on my couch. I went to get in the shower and this guy walked in needing to pee. I guess you can just imagine the look on my face. Scary stuff. I got dressed and went outside to talk to this guy. He had no clue where he was or how he got in. Well I did not call the cops or kick his ***. He appoligized several times and he could not believe what was going on. I gave him a ride to his house. Yeah now we are having the stranger danger talk with the kids. Scary Sunday am.

Had a drunk college student come to my door (Baton Rouge) late night a few years ago. It took a while to convince him he was at the wrong house and direct him to his friend's house. He was totally senseless.

Damn bro that is weird! I would have kicked some arse,lol

Passed out in my friend's neighbors driveway once. Nearly scared the old lady to death! Lol! Many years ago!!!

That would have given me the chance to test out my new Winchester personal defense loads I got in my Judge.

I would have woke him up with my 45. When I walked by I just thought Jared was on my couch. That guy looked just like him. So I was about to jump in the shower when he walked into my bathroom. He caught me off guard to say the least.

No doubt,no excuse for that!

Damn J, that's messed up!! i woulda beat his azz all the way out the door and into the street, naked as a jay bird or not!
Bummer he interrupted your 'personal time' :rotfl:

It would have been like beating a old dude with Alzheimer's. He was confused and out of it. I think we both learned something today.

i prolly wouldnt have asked any questions to know how confused he was! :pissed: and HE would have been the one to learn something!!

Cousin Eddie ...Merry Christmas the shttter was full

I hope your "visitor" appreciates how well this situation turned out :cool:

how did he get in, my house is like friggen Fort Knox includeing the armed guard and guard dogs:D

Just throw a tennis ball and his dogs will leave you alone.


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LOL I was waiting for you to say somthing. :rotfl:

Glad I didn't disappoint ya. :-)


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best bring your own ball cause they done eat all the ones they had

No you ran over them with the mower.


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not these last ones, plus I sick my rooster on you.... he don't like tennis balls

Lmbo. It took me a second for it to hit me. Lol


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he is big and he is mean

Lol. What you feed dat thing.


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drunk college students :D

Now you just sick


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Another thread hijacked by weed and merc.

Doing what they do best. :shaking:

I was just showing my guard off, I stoped posting so don't be haten:rolleyes:

So how did he get in? You left the door open? Or did he break in?

That's what Ive been wanting to know.


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[QUOTE=outcast;361764]So how did he get in? You left the door open? Or did he break in

There is a old garage that is under construction. The side door was unlocked. I guess he made his way through there. It will be locked up for now on.

Thats some scary **** man. Glad no one was hurt.

J, how many did you have last night? ;) It seems that if he was that bad off and in an unfamiliar house he would have made all kinds of noise trying to find a couch. I would think that you or your wife would have heard something.

Just sayin'
EVO

Not to make light of what happened but it woulda been a lot worse if he tried getting in bed with y'all. That coulda had a bad ending.


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I text before I come over. If there is a dude on the couch and no text from me, shoot em. or tell them to give you their money then call the cops.

You need an alarm system like I have and you can leave your doors unlocked all the time. It black and tan and weights about 130 lbs and she don't like nobody and has never been around anybody but wife and kids. I know she will bite got two under her belt so far. She is a Rottie best dogs in the world.

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Lol. That's the best ones. Unless they tennis balls. :-)


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Thats crazy

Somebody was trying to unlock my truck at the Texas club last night drunk as hell. I walked up he looked at me and said something along the lines of "my damn key won't work." Stuck mine in unlocked it and I think he said "damn how'd you do that?" I go, "cuz its my truck."

Luke bryann = take my drunk *** home. Hahahaha....lmao

This Home is protected by Rottweiler security.

Always on patrol.....love em!

I've gotta 5 month old shihtzu that guards the inside and a 2yr old boxer outside that when he's awake he's a good watch dog. :-)


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If you do some research on the Rottie it is the only dog that was breed for personal security all other were breed for something different and then put into personal security. Very loyal and protective.

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Yeah she let you know I was not welcome at your house. haha

Somehow they always know who's trouble!!! She won't let wife's ex husband in the door!! Lol!!! He stays 10ft away and just talks loud

LOL