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breambuster 05-22-2013 01:40 PM

you know you're a sportsman when....
 
Thought it would be fun to start a thread like this since most of the people on here hunt and fish.

1. You're wife has to drive over bridges because you get distracted looking to see if anyone is in your hole (happens to me going over the basin)

2. Read the word "founder" earlier and i said "flounder".

SaltERedneck 05-22-2013 01:42 PM

The first thing you pull up in the morning is salty cajun, weather channel, and noaa.

Top Dawg 05-22-2013 01:45 PM

Or how bout u know you're a whiskey drinker when you pour yourself a coke and stir it with your finger. Did that the other day.

FF_T_Warren 05-22-2013 01:45 PM

#1 reminds me if the time tht my fiancé and I were headed to my buddies camp to duck hunt and I locked up the brakes after I passed the road. My fiancé wakes up and is like "what the heck are you doin!". I was like uh... I was looking for rabbits on the shoulder and I passed up the road. She just shook her head and went back to sleep

breambuster 05-22-2013 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 583149)
#1 reminds me if the time tht my fiancé and I were headed to my buddies camp to duck hunt and I locked up the brakes after I passed the road. My fiancé wakes up and is like "what the heck are you doin!". I was like uh... I was looking for rabbits on the shoulder and I passed up the road. She just shook her head and went back to sleep

That's a good. I slowed down to try to watch a guy reel in a fish. Apparently my wife and the guy behind me didn't feel the same way....

inchspinner 05-22-2013 02:07 PM

Or the mornin of fishin you stare at every flag on the way to see the direction and the first spot your gonna hit.....


Or check wind 100x on the way to the launch....

fishfighter 05-22-2013 02:12 PM

haha
 
when you ride close to the rail going over the basin bridge and spend more time looking in the woods and waters than you do actually watching the road:eek:




or you twist your head all sideways and upwards out the window or in the windshield trying to identify a flock of birds flying over:spineyes:

SaltERedneck 05-22-2013 02:18 PM

or when you pass a private pond and say "dang that looks like a nice pond to fish"

or you keep your polls in your truck to make a few casts during lunch breaks.

jpeff31787 05-22-2013 02:27 PM

You know your a sportsman when.. you have made comments about the cows sitting or standing so many times that your wife now looks at them!! (my wife tells me everyday if the cows were laying or standing! lol)

Goooh 05-22-2013 02:31 PM

You pull into a restaurant after fishing and your wife notices you push a button on the dash that DOESN'T exist, and you have no shame in saying "I was trying to put the power pole down."

Your boat stays in the garage and cars stay in the driveway.

You look at computer screens everywhere you go to see if someone else is on SC!

redaddiction 05-22-2013 02:34 PM

LOL. On the basin bridge as we speak reading this. Funny I'm doing all of that! Lol

Lake Chuck Duck 05-22-2013 02:36 PM

You stare over the side while driving over 210 bridge in the morning to see if you know who is fishing the island.

breambuster 05-22-2013 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 583164)
when you ride close to the rail going over the basin bridge and spend more time looking in the woods and waters than you do actually watching the road :

At one point I was actually hanging out the window to look under the bridge to make sure i didnt miss anybody....:rolleyes:

Salty nurse 05-22-2013 03:13 PM

When you go 80 down the highway to catch up to a rig to check out their boat. Not the safest thing but I just can't help myself sometimes.

SULPHITE 05-22-2013 03:25 PM

Yep...you wonder if any body of water you pass or come in contact with has potential for fishing...

A ricefield full of ducks or a marsh full of ducks makes you break your neck while passing...

meaux fishing 05-22-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SULPHITE (Post 583198)
Yep...you wonder if any body of water you pass or come in contact with has potential for fishing...

A ricefield full of ducks or a marsh full of ducks makes you break your neck while passing...

All the time...
Riding with your woman in the car and she says "what are you looking for?" And you're like "I'm looking for ducks".

jpeff31787 05-22-2013 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Salty nurse (Post 583194)
When you go 80 down the highway to catch up to a rig to check out their boat. Not the safest thing but I just can't help myself sometimes.


haha... guilty :redface:

meaux fishing 05-22-2013 03:38 PM

You know you're a sportsman when all you wear is red tuna club tshirts.

.... Because you make fun of all the people that are soooo salt life.

... Because you convince your fiance to plan your wedding in march when there isn't much hunting and fishing is still slow

"W" 05-22-2013 03:39 PM

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FF_T_Warren 05-22-2013 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 583174)
You know your a sportsman when.. you have made comments about the cows sitting or standing so many times that your wife now looks at them!! (my wife tells me everyday if the cows were laying or standing! lol)

On that note, cows were all laid down yesterday and we spanked em.

Andy C 05-22-2013 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by "W" (Post 583205)
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Lifetime clubmember I see!!! Good for, you you need a new hobby.

jpeff31787 05-22-2013 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by FF_T_Warren (Post 583207)
On that note, cows were all laid down yesterday and we spanked em.


haha damn! Salt or freshwater?

FF_T_Warren 05-22-2013 04:12 PM

Fresh. First time ever happened

Andy C 05-22-2013 04:24 PM

Cows lay in the corner all the time, and old men say it's going to rain but 7/10 times it don't???

redspeck82 05-22-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by meaux fishing (Post 583204)
You know you're a sportsman when all you wear is red tuna club tshirts.

.... Because you make fun of all the people that are soooo salt life.

... Because you convince your fiance to plan your wedding in march when there isn't much hunting and fishing is still slow

Haha that's why I got married in March!

bluewing 05-22-2013 05:30 PM

wind
 
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Originally Posted by inchspinner (Post 583162)
Or the mornin of fishin you stare at every flag on the way to see the direction and the first spot your gonna hit.....


Or check wind 100x on the way to the launch....


nice one

PaulMyers 05-22-2013 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by redspeck82 (Post 583263)
Haha that's why I got married in March!

Blake, that's also when Bob is getting married. LOL

duckfreak 05-22-2013 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fishfighter (Post 583164)
when you ride close to the rail going over the basin bridge and spend more time looking in the woods and waters than you do actually watching the road:eek:




or you twist your head all sideways and upwards out the window or in the windshield trying to identify a flock of birds flying over:spineyes:

That would be me 100%!!!! Lol

duckfreak 05-22-2013 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jpeff31787 (Post 583174)
You know your a sportsman when.. you have made comments about the cows sitting or standing so many times that your wife now looks at them!! (my wife tells me everyday if the cows were laying or standing! lol)

Wow, my wife does the exact same thing LOL

Nasty 05-22-2013 07:19 PM

When you scan over fields trying to identify any wildlife near or far.

The first thing you do after your honeymoon is go fishing. And, even fish during your honeymoon.

jpeff31787 05-22-2013 07:27 PM

when your wife says she wants a baby and you say as long as we dont have it during the spawn.. and she understands!!!

lmao happened to me :D

fun w son 05-22-2013 07:46 PM

When you take hwy51 instead of I55 so you can stop several times and fish the marsh on the way to the deer lease!

Top Dawg 05-22-2013 07:47 PM

When you're fishing and see a duck and try to call at it with your mouth.

meaux fishing 05-22-2013 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Nasty (Post 583338)
When you scan over fields trying to identify any wildlife near or far.

The first thing you do after your honeymoon is go fishing. And, even fish during your honeymoon.

Ive got approved for a day of fishing on my honeymoon:D

SULPHITE 05-22-2013 07:55 PM

When a black bird, dove, etc flys across your path as your driving and you lead it with your imaginary shotgun and yes you make the "shot" sound.......

Feesherman 05-22-2013 08:02 PM

When you'd rather drop a deuce in a 5 gallon bucket than on your own toilet!

inchspinner 05-22-2013 08:05 PM

When your fishing and see a flock of ducks and you make the gun noise when they pass by....pow pow pow i got yallz azz...lol

meaux fishing 05-22-2013 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by inchspinner (Post 583378)
When your fishing and see a flock of ducks and you make the gun noise when they pass by....pow pow pow i got yallz azz...lol

guilty

all star rod 05-22-2013 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by meaux fishing (Post 583407)
guilty

X2.....:work:

latravcha 05-22-2013 09:05 PM

I just read the word founder as flounder in your post

breambuster 05-22-2013 09:09 PM

Welcome to the club!

fishfighter 05-22-2013 09:18 PM

If my heart stops no need to shock me, just use a screaming clicker, thats what gets my heart pumping

latravcha 05-22-2013 09:26 PM

My wife told me that when I had my offshore boat. She also recorded a clicker on my IPhone and used it as my alarm. I could be dead asleep on that boat and the clicker went off and and I was on the reel in less than a second. It would piss her off so much especially when the baby would cry and I would never hear her.

Bdub 05-22-2013 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Top Dawg (Post 583357)
When you're fishing and see a duck and try to call at it with your mouth.

We were crabbing in the marsh Saturday, 4 ducks came around behind us and caught my eye. I quacked a few times they started cornering back to us (in between two bushes) and my girlfriend stands up and they cut back..."You flared em!!"

Goooh 05-22-2013 09:54 PM

When your son smiles at the offer to skip a baseball game to go fishing

Goooh 05-22-2013 09:56 PM

AND when your Christmas Day pics usually have everyone dressed up, but you're in camo and headed straight back out once presents and dinner are done!

latravcha 05-22-2013 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Goooh (Post 583435)
AND when your Christmas Day pics usually have everyone dressed up, but you're in camo and headed straight back out once presents and dinner are done!

I don't think I have ever taken a picture for thanksgiving dinner without camo on

wtretrievers 05-22-2013 10:08 PM

Leaving Baton Rouge every Sunday evening heading back to college in Mississippi & only going back roads just to see Deer & turkeys! There wasn't a mailbox left standing on our route!


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