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[SIZE=3] Pit-Bull
> Attack in Starkville , MS
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> An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville ,
> Mississippi , when he saw his friend being attacked by a
> large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and
> jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious
> animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put
> the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
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> The local
> newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
> calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the
> young hero and said, “Son that was one of the bravest
> things I have ever seen. You're going to make
> tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Mississippi State
> Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious
> Pit Bull Attack.”
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> The youngster
> said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi
> State Fan".
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> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young
> Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.”
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> The young man
> said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan.”
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> The editor said,
> "OK, then it will read: Southern Miss Fan Saves
> Friend's Life.”
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> Once again the
> young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern
> Mississippi fan, either."
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> The editor,
> becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your
> favorite team?"
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> The kid replied
> with a big smile, "LSU"
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> The next
> morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
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> BELOVED
> FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS
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