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Pitbull attack
> Attack in Starkville , MS > > > > An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Starkville , > Mississippi , when he saw his friend being attacked by a > large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and > jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious > animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put > the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. > > > > The local > newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after > calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the > young hero and said, “Son that was one of the bravest > things I have ever seen. You're going to make > tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Mississippi State > Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious > Pit Bull Attack.” > > > The youngster > said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Mississippi > State Fan". > > > The editor said, > "OK, then it will read: Ole Miss Fan Saves Young > Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.” > > > > The young man > said, "But I'm not an Ole Miss fan.” > > > The editor said, > "OK, then it will read: Southern Miss Fan Saves > Friend's Life.” > > > Once again the > young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Southern > Mississippi fan, either." > > > The editor, > becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your > favorite team?" > > > The kid replied > with a big smile, "LSU" > > > The next > morning, the local newspaper headlines read: > > BELOVED > FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS > BASTARD[/SIZE] |
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aaaahhhhh now that is funny
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lmao... HATERS !!!!!!!
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lmao good one
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