*****!
the other day i was on my cell phone and my buddy was complaining about some things, I was FN N this and that, i turned the corner and another guy sitting right there 10 feet away in a chair....
yep
then a while back i was at dinner with a couple people, one big fat girl. she was talking about some charity work she had done in new orleans. they all had to sleep in bunk beds that were stacked three high. my buddy said man i wouldn't want to sleep on the bottom. i totally forgot she was fat and I said "yeah especially of some big fat *** crawled up there!"
OMG LOL i felt soooooo embarrassed