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While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ed and his wife, Maggie, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Ed leaned over, touched Maggie's arm gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Ed's life of celibacy.........