[wtretrievers]

Woman shot in the head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both
hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over
to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very
strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had
been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for
over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from
her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the
wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.