decided to light a fire llast night, i thought that there was prolly some birds in the chimney because i had heard em about a week earlier bangin around....oh well screw it. got it lit realized i hadnt opened it up so i opened the chimney as the flames are goin then a freakin bird flies in to the fire box!! my girlfriend was freaking out i assured her that once it got hotter in there the bird would fly back up or die!
so we eat dinner trying to ignore the bird floppin around then BOOM the sona***** flew out of the chain door!! shes freaking out dogs are freakin out all i can think is how much bird **** am i gonna have to pick up .... so heres what happened next