funny..i got one to add
Little Johnny was sitting in school one day when the teacher said everyone is going to come up in front of the class today and share a story about a member of your family and what he/she does. The first girl walks up and says my dad is a butcher and he cuts all the meat for this town. the second kid goes up and says my uncle is a doctor and he cures the sick......Little Johnny goes up and says my uncle was a soldier he was in Vietnam and he got his azz shot of. The teacher quickly says Johnny we dont say that we say rectum. Johnny looked at the teacher puzzled and said wrecked em? siht almost killed him.
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