Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave
Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"