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Old 07-15-2011, 02:35 PM
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#1:

Why do men die before their wives do?

Cause they want to!

#2:

What to you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice!

#3:

Why do you call the space between a woman's breasts and her vagina a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of boobs there!
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