Same ole' **** every year! Last time I attended, spent 4 days drunk as Cooter Brown up all night fish all day, nap in the evening, try not to get jumped by local punks at Big Daddys, Knock all the splittail loose willing, peeing orange by the second day, hoping not to leave the Isle with any diseases, Avoiding DWI check points on the only way in and out, dodge all the thunderstorms, cause it rains every day, make a little beer money puling avery drunk azzes truck out that though it was BigFoot, Speak politely to the CoastGuard in Caminada, cause their gonna board and make sure ur not beligerant, did I say the gurls get loose on the Isle, leave with an empty wallet, a month of recooperation, and trying not to get a speeding ticket by Lafouche deputies trying to make a buck.
Damn those were the memories, feel free to catch my slack on what ever I may have left out!