Lies
A man died & went to heaven. He saw a huge wall full of clocks behind Saint Peter. He asked, "Why all the clocks"? St Peter answered, "those are lie clocks, everyone has a lie clock. Everytime u lie, the second hand will move". "Oh", said the man, "whose clock is that"? That's Mother Teresa's.. has never lied. Where's Obama's clock?, asked the man. St. Peter said his clock is in his office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
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