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Originally Posted by eman
husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, "you impotent basturd! How could you lie to me all these years?" husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "i'll explain the toy, you explain the kids." 
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny i bet she shut up after that