A couple had
been married for 50 years.
They were
sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife
says,
'Just think,
fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together.'
'I know,' the
old man said.
'We were
probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years
ago.'
'Well,' Granny
snickered. 'Let's relive some old
times.'
Where upon, the
two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
'You know,
honey,' the little old lady breathlessly
replied,
'My nipples are
as hot for you today as they were fifty years
ago.'
'I wouldn't be
surprised,' replied Gramps.
'One's in your
coffee and the other is in your
oatmeal 