Bar room joke
A guy walks into a bar, and sees a jar full of money on the on the wall. He asks the bartender, "what's all that money for?" The bartender said, "it's dare night, you do three dares and you keep all the money" And somebody walks in and gives the bartender some money and the bartender puts it in the jar, the guy is interested and asks, "what are the dares?" The bartender said, "chug two bottles of ......scotch, my dog has a bad tooth and you have to pull it out, and a old prostitute upstairs needs a customer" So the guy thinks he will be too drunk after the scotch so nothing matters, so he says "what the hell, I'll do it!", and downs the scotch and asks "where's the dog?" The bartender said "in the back" The guys goes to the back and for the next 10 minutes, they are making a really loud racket back there, then the guy comes back and says: "Ok, now where's the old lady with the bad tooth?"
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