Well put Peddler.
Opening morning at Sabine......Nothing going on, no shooting anywhere. I knew it was going to be a slow day. There are 4 hunters hunting, all of us amped up on Red bull and caffeine. Pooping, peeing, sharting and farting. You know how that stuff makes you. I am all the way to the right. Next thing you know a pterodactyl bill sneaks onto us from the right. You know how they do it. Without rhyme or reason they just come in. Well, he glides in from the right. I pull on him, lead about a foot and let one rip from the heavenly maxus. Lightning comes out of the barrel and POOF! Sexual chocolate falls from the sky! My first duck of the season.
It hits me then, duck season has started!
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