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INVOLUNTARY MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS


*A professor at Clemson University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical nursingstudents.

*Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your *** hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

*She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' *

*It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........*