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A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and body guard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of
your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull****tin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."