The Wedding
T-Joe, age 92, and Yevette, age 89, living in Houma , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. T-Joe suggests they go in.
T-Joe addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
T-Joe: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
T-Joe: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
T-Joe: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
T-Joe: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
T-Joe: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
works."
T-Joe: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
T-Joe: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
T-Joe: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
T-Joe: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
T-Joe: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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