....A-hole that stole my stole Twinkie off my desk this morning I hope you find yourself in a diabetic coma and choking on the sweet dough that I was so looking forward to.
HPD has the serial # of the wrapper from off the case that I bought it from at Wal-Mart and if they find you I hope they kick in you fat ^%$, which probably wouldn't hurt you because you so fat from stealing peoples food and your butt is ginormous now.
P.S. you missed a coffee cup full of Gratons from Earls behind my laptop and my scientific calculator in my desk drawer oh and I also have a key to the snack and coke machine on my keychain right next to where you stole my Twinkie from.