The Old Goose Hunter
Ole was hunting geese, in the Minnesota woods.
He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind, to take a leak.
As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over. It went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin!
Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to... and there was his doctor, Sven.
"Vell Ole, I got some good news. And, I got some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.
"The bad news, is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your ******. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastica surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.
She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye!"
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